Why are you looking at us? We didn't do it. 

Here is my mom. She has real trouble acting her age. 

Look lady, do not crease the robe. Have you ever seen Hef with creases? 

These rats are always trying to make cute to steal attention away from me. 

I can see China! 

Here I am being led out to sea.  

No pictures of me eating please! 

Ok what's this? It tastes funny. What the hell is a bicycle? Oh No! What are their plans for me now? 

What the hell is this? What happened to my other stroller!?! What is a bicycle?