Grandma, let us work on getting your dog a diaper. It is really uncivil to be pooping where ever one feels like it. 

Here dog, have some banana. 

Walking people is almost as hard as walking a dog. 

Look dog. Keep UP! 

Hey dude, you got something stuck in your teeth. Let me remove it for you. 

Distortion 

BLLLLLIITTTHHHHHHHHLLLLTHHHTH!!! 

Very serious stuff this is. 

OK so the car went over the ridge, when does it blow up? 

You are funny dude! 

Yes a large with anchovies. 

Eye see you. 

Probably tastes better with Crest. 

Barney you need your teeth cleaned. 

I have evilness on my mind. 

I can't reach to put a quarter in. 

What clown made me wear this hat? 

Mad scientist at food. 

CHOPSTICKS! 

Riding the bus. Unhappily. 

Look into the dome. 

This thing has a great horn!!!